Certificate of Upgrade
to
Complete Asshole

is awarded to
Joshua Tubbs

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In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete
asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard
to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your
lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.

To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, Christopher S Toth gives all
concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,

JUST BE YOURSELF!

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Effective
Emediatly


Date
Friday August 15, 2003

Signed
Christopher S. Toth