The logs you're about to read are the result of a prank played on a user who deonstrates extreme unleetness: the-lord-of-darkness. The purpose of these logs is strictly to humiliate him and prove to the community what he is all about. Background information: To prove that the-lord-of-darkness is a player, a flirt, and a liar, mo and Aladdin devised a prank using a "fake" girl known as Ginger. As is obvious in these logs, Lord immediately fell into the trap. Now, let's read. #FreedomChat: 03:32AM on 7/3/2005 [03:22] hi cl [03:22] Did you hear about that Ginger girl? [03:22] what about her [03:22] lol [03:22] Her nickname was Sweetginger. [03:22] She was beat up the other day. [03:22] oh god mo .. [03:22] sigh [03:23] Cl, what? [03:23] I verbally ass raped her. [03:23] oh dear [03:24] see the thing is [03:24] Her mother died. [03:24] So I told Ginger to go to hell along with her mother, where she deserves to be. [03:24] and what did she say [03:24] She started crying. [03:24] I loved it. [03:25] She says she's depressed and doesn't have anyone to go to. [03:25] -mo- This is funny shit. [03:25] oh [03:26] -> -mo- You're fakiung all that right? [03:26] -> -mo- faking [03:26] -mo- Yes, don't tell him, okay? [03:26] -mo- ace wants me to do that. [03:26] Damn it's so hilarious to see other people depressed. [03:27] Yes, it is. [03:27] * BrailleUser (christoph@FC-C603A65B.consolidated.net) Quit (Quit: Freedom Chat) [03:27] I was cracking up! [03:27] ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!! [03:27] -> -mo- /me is assisting. ROFL! [03:27] well now [03:27] -mo- Change the realname of Ginger, please? [03:27] -mo- /chgname [03:27] yeah [03:27] -> -mo- how the hell did you get the ident? [03:28] -mo- I used the -z switch [03:28] * lordvoldimort (alexbarne@FC- 7075FDFE.cable.ubr01.hali.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #FreedomChat [03:28] [03:28] *** lordvoldimort is on these channels: #FreedomChat [03:28] * ginger (ginger@FC-4491CA4B.com) has joined #FreedomChat [03:28] [03:28] *** ginger is on these channels: #FreedomChat [03:28] crusio [03:28] okay [03:28] yo listen voldimort [03:28] Play time. [03:28] haha [03:28] crusio [03:28] Hey bitch [03:29] -mo- watch this [03:29] mo [03:29] * lordvoldimort (alexbarne@FC- 7075FDFE.cable.ubr01.hali.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [03:29] leave me alone i didnt do anything to u [03:29] I know. [03:29] I like dicking with your feelings though. [03:29] You're a slut. [03:29] i am not [03:29] Sure you are. [03:29] You deserve to burn in hell. [03:29] yep [03:30] Along with your mother. [03:30] :( [03:30] what did I do [03:30] You exist. [03:30] now now now [03:30] Fucking worthless piece of cum guzzling shit [03:30] -> -mo- make her say something like "doesn't anyone care about people anymore" or something [03:30] doesn't anyone care about people anymore? [03:30] what has this world gone to? [03:30] Not if they are whores. [03:31] i am not a whore [03:31] it was a mistake [03:31] bull shit [03:31] You let him into you. [03:31] So you deserve the STD. [03:31] ginger [03:31] You'd probably let any guy into you who asks. [03:31] damn i'm already crying [03:31] ginger [03:32] -mo- It's working. [03:32] yeah? [03:32] gonna insult me to? [03:32] accept this [03:32] i came here to relax [03:32] i want help [03:32] i can't private chat [03:32] -mo- ROFL! [03:32] -> -mo- LOL [03:32] Lord dude you don't wanna geet to know the slut. [03:32] -> -mo- WHere the hell did this idea come from? [03:32] get [03:32] -mo- Robby and Sharalynn [03:32] * the-lord-of-darkness (owner@FC-9088381B.dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net) has left #FreedomChat [03:33] ah damn [03:33] -> -mo- Sharalynn said this was a good idea? LOL! [03:33] lol [03:33] -mo- yeah [03:33] This is funny shit. [03:34] lol [03:34] This is funny shit. [03:34] *** the-lord-of-darkness (owner@FC-9088381B.dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net) invites you [03:34] +to channel #TheMinistryOfDarkness [03:34] [03:34] lol!!! [03:34] hahaha! [03:34] god damn.. you're wrong [03:34] ahha [03:35] wrong and funny [03:35] yeah [03:35] /em can't stop laughing... [03:35] This is Wyeue all over again. [03:35] hahahaha!! [03:35] Ginger is a fucking whore. [03:35] I need a proxy or something. [03:35] well i'm not a whore but anyways [03:35] lol [03:35] -mo- She knows the truth. [03:35] ya but you amde her up [03:35] made [03:35] mo is fux0red. [03:35] I need a proxy on Flint's box. [03:35] lol [03:35] I wanna do this with mIRC. [03:35] LOL! [03:35] Epic isn't leet. [03:36] * Aladdin thinks. [03:36] But yet I can't clone. [03:36] mo, I could run another mIRC and enable RemoteIRC. [03:36] Hmmm [03:36] I want it here with username Ginger. [03:36] I'll chgname it. [03:36] ONly admins will see that it's running on my box. [03:36] right [03:36] also [03:36] mo dude, send me the updated script [03:37] Where does the lord of darkness live? [03:37] I wanna make Ginger live like to a town near him. [03:37] Did you code it so the local client can see what the remote client is doing? [03:37] what is it mo? [03:37] yes [03:37] dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net [03:37] the mp3 payer thing [03:37] can anyone figure that out? [03:37] /play ? [03:37] * the-lord-of-darkness (owner@FC-9088381B.dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net) has joined #FreedomChat [03:37] [03:37] *** the-lord-of-darkness is on these channels: #FreedomChat [03:37] you said? [03:37] damn [03:38] wb [03:38] thx [03:38] -> -mo- Send me the updates you made to RemoteIRC. [03:38] -mo- right [03:38] -mo- When I find it. [03:38] yo ginger [03:39] back [03:39] i just finished crying into the pillow [03:39] Oh STFU Ginger [03:40] I can't stand people who whine. [03:40] Look [03:40] Either you stop whining or kill yourself. [03:40] Got it? [03:41] What do you think Lord of Darkness? [03:41] about? [03:41] lord is the only one being nice to me[24~ [03:41] * ginger hugs lord [03:41] -> -mo- Make her say brb. Then I'll prepare the client. [03:41] brb [03:41] -> -mo- Now exit her. [03:41] * ginger (ginger@FC-4491CA4B.com) Quit (Quit: ircII EPIC4-2.0 -- Are we there yet?) [03:41] * the-lord-of-darkness (owner@FC-9088381B.dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net) has left #FreedomChat [03:42] -mo- I can see what is typed on the ginger side. [03:42] God damn this is gonna be funny. [03:42] Cl, you wanna watch? [03:43] Flint, you and I can both do it. [03:43] Time to fuck with Lord's head. [03:43] -> -mo- ok dude, connect to the remote server. [03:43] -> -mo- themillionweb.com:6669 [03:44] Global Ignore is now enabled; all speech output is disabled. [03:44] * CL (christy@FC-BD4CECA3.tampabay.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Freedom Chat) [03:44] -> -mo- LOL the client got invited. [03:45] -mo- Take my place til I get there. [03:45] Connect to the remote server you fux0r. [03:45] -mo- I'm coding a DDE interface so that my other client can only log ginger. [03:45] hold on [03:45] I'm coding a tmporary speech system. [03:45] For Ginger's client [03:46] I should have kept the old Wyeue client, damn it. [03:46] Hurry up bitch. [03:46]

I am here don't worry I am not mad at you or hate you [03:46] right [03:46] * Aladdin wants to ensure he responds like mo would. [03:46] erm [03:47] What's the password? [03:47] oh shit [03:47] the pass is fux0red [03:47] Just say something sweet back. [03:48] did it work fux0r? [03:48] login successful [03:48]

what do you look like [03:48] Now it's saying please login with pass [03:48] start answering [03:48] type /quote pass fux0red [03:48] actually fux0r [03:49] type /server themillionweb.com 6669 fux0red [03:49] that'll send the pass in the login sequence automatically [03:49] done [03:49] *** Remote control NOW ACTIVE from IP address 70.189.172.225 [03:49] he asked what Ginger looks like, come up with something. [03:49] on minsitry [03:49] ministry [03:50] I'm blind. [03:50] okay how about [03:50] LOL [03:50] blue eyes [03:50] brown hair [03:50] I need something exceedingly hot. * At this point the conversation moved to #theMinistryOfDarkness * Now talking in #TheMinistryOfDarkness hi hi I am here don't worry I am not mad at you or hate you *** Remote IRC connection received from 70.189.172.225 are you here *** Remote IRC connection received from 70.189.172.225 thanks you're sweet *** Remote IRC connection received from 70.189.172.225 at least you care about me what do you look like *** Remote IRC connection received from 70.189.172.225 *** Remote IRC connection received from 70.189.172.225 *** Remote IRC connection received from 70.189.172.225 brb ok back ok what do you look like I have blue hair. brown eyes I'm 5'2 89 pounds oops I mean blue eyes and brown hair how old are you I'm 15 well don't tell anyone but my dad killed my mom he raped her then he raped my two sisters and when my mom said she would go to the police he killed her it was an accident he was drunk he had a knife i know this sounds horrible but he was trying to fuck her with the knife where is he are you with him no he is asleep * Ginger bursts into tears the-lord-of-darkness somehow i believe I can trust you indeed how old are you? 15 it's just ever since it happened i feel so lonely i wish i had a boyfriend * Ginger cries is it true whatmo said ya no one likes me why i dunno a lot of guys have told me they don't want a girl with problems they just don't want to deal with me what kind you know my mom dying and all that i need support yes but what about what he said about the S T D thing don't worry I won't hate you what is it well see i have been in a few relationships the last guy i thought was a boyfriend, well he had some disease and after he had sex with me he stopped calling me and everything i think he just wanted to give me his disease he was an ass * CL has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness hi * CL was kicked by the-lord-of-darkness (busy) * CL has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness yay now I can be in two chanels!! * the-lord-of-darkness sets mode: +b *!*@FC-BD4CECA3.tampabay.res.rr.com * CL was kicked by the-lord-of-darkness (the-lord-of-darkness) let her stay she's ok ok keep talking what is it what did he give you gonorrhea it was cured though good what state are you in are you there hold on are you back back so where do you live yourself? arkansas what state are you in hey! That's where I live too! are you blind ya i have no vision what is your real name what city do you live in i live in jacksonville little rock what is your name it is ginger no seriously i can't give my last name my first name really is ginger ok are you on aim no msn my dad blocked everything why the only thing he didn't block is freedom chat he doesn't want me to chat he is good with computers why not he talks about the linux thing i don't understand it what screen reader do you use jaws what do you think of me well my dad makes fun of me and says jaws stands for jacking ass while sucking what do you think of me i think you sweet and? you're like one of the few people i can trust on here hey lord, can you let cl back in? hold on she's a friend of mine, she introduced me to this chat she's cool I will in a second hey are you single yes i want a boyfriend so badly anyone in mind all the guys i've been with only wanted me for sex well that isn't what I want all i want is a boyfriend who is serious and loves me for who i am not for sex are you there yeah did you let cl back in yet? I will as soon as she gets back * Sharalynn has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness hi hi she's my friend too cl is back she is talking to me in pm she asked why she can't get in here sorry pm's don't show something's wrong with this program what are you using * Aladdin has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness hey hello all. fuxnesses do you run this thing? I am an administrator of Freedom Chat, yes. cool * CL has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness now what was that you said in pm hi CL. i couldn't see it hey girl just talk in channel I know everyone here they are good friends of mine hi lord. so lord what was that you said in pm what's up? i realy wanna know really * Ginger begs man i'm sad i don't think you trust me I will tell you laater later aw * Ginger hugs the-lord-of-darkness * CL has left #TheMinistryOfDarkness lord you are somewhat quiet. hey ginger ok yes? please stay * Ginger smiles at the-lord-of-darkness can you do that ginger? * Sharalynn has left #TheMinistryOfDarkness * Aladdin has left #TheMinistryOfDarkness hey ginger hey would you like me to tell you yes yes yes * Ginger begs how good are you at keeping secrets ginger hold on back how good are you at keeping secrets i'm good what do you think of me and be honest i think you're sweet you are the only person i can trust in a long time * Ginger hugs the-lord-of-darkness and smiles up at him well? would ou like me to be anything to you what is the secret I am single are you there yes what are you thinking hmmm i know i can trust you a lot would you like a boyfriend? do you like me? yes i want a boyfriend bad * john has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness hi I want him to go. i want to be secret no you don't its me let's talk, just us I will take back my other name in a second ginger oh yeah? I am waiting for my other name to lose its connection * the-lord-of-darkness has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) * john is now known as the-lord-of-darkness * ChanServ sets mode: +qao the-lord-of-darkness the-lord-of-darkness the-lord- of-darkness ok its still me * Ginger smiles and hugs the-lord-of-darkness thanks so why do you want a boyfriend so badly? i'm just feeling so lonely my dad is horrible to me he makes me work all day i have to cook for him what else does he do wow that is so wrong last night i cooked him a meal and he didn't like it so * terminator has joined #TheMinistryOfDarkness he grounded me for the entire day * the-lord-of-darkness sets mode: +b *!*@44B4A0CF.11D4A54C.7F72F42E.IP * terminator was kicked by the-lord-of-darkness (the-lord-of-darkness) calling me a stove slut he won't let me go to college because he wants me to go to cooking school that's what he said last night i really want to go to a good college, i love math something like statistics or something but he won't let me that is just so wrong would you tell him if you had a boyfriend no i wouldn't