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<keith> Oh my god!
<keith> m!
<keith> mo
<keith> you've got to here this
<keith> Do you have a moment?
<&mo> what
<~snow_dog> keith's computer went caboom
<~snow_dog> lol
<keith> doggy have a second of your time?
<keith> Here it is
<keith> Hello Keith. We have emailed you at this time to inform you that your name will
<keith> be on the next version of windows. We congratulate you on this honor of having
<keith> your name on one of our products! Created for the most retarded, idiotic among
<keith> us, Windows2005 Keith Edition will be packed full of programs such as Stupid Question,
<keith> Easy-infection, and Holding Hands with keith. Again, congrats!
<~snow_dog> rofl!
<&Squirt> rofl!
<~snow_dog> see keith?
<~snow_dog> see, mo has connections.
<keith> I'm not smileying about this.  
* &mo doubles over!
<keith> Mo, I need to get a program a full screen reader designed by you caled keith dumb fuck for windows 2004
<keith> 2005
<keith> Oh god
<keith> I've got to be burnning in hell
<keith> This can't be happening...
<keith> Where is flint
<keith> He needs to here this.
<keith> easy infection, I wonder what that will do?
<keith> Perhaps infet your computer with a virus
<keith> called, lol
<keith> Mo,
<&mo> yeah?
<keith> How will I access keith windows 2005? window-eyes won't support it.
<&Squirt> It probably will.
<&Squirt> Or he might make the window's fucked screan reader keith adition.
<keith> Unless you were to force gw micro to support it, no josh/ the operating systems in support are 95, 98, me, 2000 xp home,  profeshonal and 2003 server.
<&Squirt> Well
<&Squirt> like i said, they will devellip a screan reader, for use for people who are retards.
<keith> I highly doubt mohaned could make a wndows screen access software program, complete with software speech. Perhaps he should design one that will allow you to generate your own serial number.
<keith> That would be leet. assigning retarded serial numbers without doing it correctly!
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<~CutieCat> Thanks for the OP ChanServ
<keith> lol
<~CutieCat> Hello Everyone.
<~snow_dog> hey cutie :)
<keith> Mo, can I replay the email for cutiecat?
<~CutieCat> Hey Doggie :-)
<~snow_dog> have you heard of Keith's windows edition?
<&Squirt> roflrofl
<~CutieCat> No I haven't
<keith> Can I replay the email?
<~CutieCat> is there one?
<&Squirt> Yeah, it'll be out in 205.
<~CutieCat> Kool.
<~CutieCat> I can't wait.
<&Squirt> 2005
<keith> No, look at this. 
<keith> Hello Keith. We have emailed you at this time to inform you that your name will
<~CutieCat> Keith look at what?
<keith> be on the next version of windows. We congratulate you on this honor of having
<keith> your name on one of our products! Created for the most retarded, idiotic among
<keith> us, Windows2005 Keith Edition will be packed full of programs such as Stupid Question,
<keith> Easy-infection, and Holding Hands with keith. Again, congrats!
<~CutieCat> Wow.
<~CutieCat> That's awesome
<~CutieCat> Wonder how you go so lucky
<~CutieCat> I want a cutiecat adition!
<~CutieCat> I specail cutie Kitti one
<~CutieCat> I special
<keith> Holding hands with Keith? hell no. 
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<~CutieCat> Á
<&Squirt> roflrofl
* ~CutieCat doesn't want to do that
<~CutieCat> Mo might want to hodl hands with you though
<~CutieCat> Hold
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<keith> How about a stupid mohaned edition of windows 2000 that will not allow screen readers.
<~CutieCat> Ahahaha
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<keith> Oh god!
<keith> save my sol
<keith> soll
<keith> lol
<bill-gates> Hey Keith.
<keith> Umm... hello.
<&Squirt> snow
<bill-gates> How does it feel to have your name on one of our products?
<~snow_dog> squirty
<keith> Oh great. The sounds listview will not open in the widows 98 control pannel. Feels special! Thanck you mohaned!
<~snow_dog> i idled too long so was dropped
<~snow_dog> hello mr. Gates
<bill-gates> You should be honerd.
<~CutieCat> Hi Mr. Gates.
<~snow_dog> how in the world did Keith get this privilege?
<~CutieCat> Yeah.
<~CutieCat> Nice to see somoene sooooo famous on talkingirc.
<keith> Thancks to a bastard named mohaned!
<~snow_dog> yeah
<~CutieCat> What did Mo do?
<keith> Mo and his stupid connections with Microsoft, adoby and gw micro, and freedom science fiction!
<~CutieCat> Ah I see. Well your famous now Keith.
<bill-gates> We feel that there should be a version of Windows for mentally retarted and disabled people. It's not right to code an operating system and not include everyone, right?
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<~CutieCat> I can't waitt to get this new adition.
<~snow_dog> that's correct.
<keith> excuse me mohaned
<~CutieCat> WHen is it coming out again, Mr. Gates Sir?
<bill-gates> 2005
<~CutieCat> Oh.
<keith> why will the sounds list viiew not open? pressing enter does not do anything. all other idems open
<~snow_dog> do you have a specific date?
<keith> items
<~CutieCat> I am also very pleased to meet you Mr. Gates.
<~snow_dog> yeah, so am i.
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<&Squirt> Thanks for the OP ChanServ
<~snow_dog> wb
* ~CutieCat is flattered.
* keith bows before mr. gates, and kicks mo in the nuts.
<&Squirt> thanks
<keith> lol
<bill-gates> March 14, 2005
<~snow_dog> Keith wants to know what the programs do, such as Easy Infection.
<keith> lol!
* keith doubles ovrer!
<~CutieCat> I would like  to know about the holding hands with keith, Mr. gates.
<~snow_dog> lol
<~snow_dog> yeah
<~CutieCat> And I hope I don't have to do it.
<keith> How about a sex with mo's cock program.
* ~CutieCat folds her hands in front of the keyboard
<keith> Or, a blow up computer program that targets mos windows 2000 system, and destroys it.
<bill-gates> Holding Hands With Keith is a program designed to teach mentally disabled people basic things such as 1+1
<keith> Mo could you design a program that would send a overload through the system? 
* &mo didn't do anything.
<keith> a complete burst of power through the serkits of the system.
<&mo> no
<keith> that will cause it to explode
<keith> lol
<~CutieCat> Mr. Gates like if Keith holds hands with somoene, he can learn that five fingers on the person hand he is holding plus five on his equals ten.
<~snow_dog> roflrofl
<~CutieCat> And he could fold down a few fingers
<~CutieCat> Five plus three
<~CutieCat> Equals eight
<~CutieCat> Or
<~CutieCat> One more example
<~snow_dog> Keith do you have any recommendations for Mr. Gates?
<~CutieCat> if he had his hand in a  fist, five plus zero equals five
<keith> 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 30 35 49 48 etc! 
<keith> Woops
<keith> 40
<~CutieCat> Keith Netgirl might participate in this holding hands thing with you./
<keith> hit the 9
<~snow_dog> yeah
<~CutieCat> I'm sure she'd be flattered.
<~snow_dog> yep.
<~snow_dog> plus.
<keith> mo, want to hold my hand? 
<keith> rofl!
<~CutieCat> I would, but I have much better things to do with my hands.
<~snow_dog> with you have all this fame and fortune, she might marry you.
<~CutieCat> Much more better important things.
<keith> i'll let mo be our weting preecher
<keith> preacher
<~snow_dog> anyway
<keith> He can walk up and down the ros of seats, singing, "Keith is a idot idot idot idot. Keith is a dumb idot idot lol lol lol keith!"
<~snow_dog> this email.
<~snow_dog> will go on the #talkingirc web site.
<keith> idiot!
<~CutieCat> Yeah
<~CutieCat> Your so famous.
<~snow_dog> yeah
<bill-gates> No, I've arranged someone from a mental institution Keith.
<~CutieCat> Anyways I must go. Pleasure meeting you Mr. Gates.
<keith> O god, I'll fight you operators about this
<keith> I'll figure out a way to make mos computer shock him untill he is willing to quit making versions of windows
<~CutieCat> Bye all.
<~CutieCat> Bill gates did it.
<keith> goodbuy
<~CutieCat> Mr. Gates the all mightie powerful.
<bill-gates> We're starting development on Keith Windows tomorrow.
<bill-gates> We'll have a beta out shortly.
<~CutieCat> Bye doggie, by Keith, and everyone else.
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<keith> He's a milion more times powerfull then mohaned. mr. gates could beet mo at a technology test. 
<bill-gates> complete with a gay finding service, to help you find other gay people on the net
<~snow_dog> bye cutie
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<~snow_dog> rofl!
<keith> Mo wouldn't get passed let's see, the first 3 seconds. 
<keith> How about designing a screen access fotware program for mental retards.
<keith> software
<keith> that will only have access to the keith edition of windows
<keith> How's that sound mo?
<&mo> good
<keith> mr. gates, mo needs to be on your beta-testing team. 
<bill-gates> Keith. That can be arranged.
<keith> oh good!
<&Squirt> keith, I cast this spell called faim of windows for your help and everything. You may install your windows keith adition from anyware in your head! that's right, your head! This will have control over yourself and you can wizz thru math problems, english and other such things in a snap, garrinteed! call 1800-944-keith windows adition - portal to buy it, best of all, it's $9000, if you even know what that is for money. good day
<&Squirt> shit it cut off damnit.
<&Squirt> oh well.
<keith> Mo, can right something better then that
<keith> Like
<&mo> So Keith, you mad?
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<&tundra-bot> [ ace ]  There's no gravity; the world sucks.
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<&ace> Thanks for the OP ChanServ
<&ace> Hi all
<bill-gates> Keith, we'll need your voice for the windows start-up sound. We want you to say, Hello, my name is Keith. Welcome to Windows Keith Edition! I'm happily gay!
<&Squirt> Okay ace you just missed a great moment.
<&ace> If anyone wants anything posted on the TalkingIRC site, send it to me now as I am redoing parts of it tonight.
<keith> Welcome to the keith idition of Windows! This new version of Microsoft windows will allow you to configure programs to be stupid! call 1-900-555-666-888!
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<&Squirt[away]> I am now away. Reason: "Be Back Lader" E-mail: Not specified Left At: Monday 05 April 2004 - 9:12 PM (tIRC away system)
<&Squirt[away]> My speech has been disabled; I am no longer hearing IRC activity.
<&ace> 10900-4keith
<keith> Robby look at this email I got from bill gate. 
<&ace> 1-900-4keith
<keith> gates
<keith> Hello Keith. We have emailed you at this time to inform you that your name will
<keith> be on the next version of windows. We congratulate you on this honor of having
<keith> your name on one of our products! Created for the most retarded, idiotic among
<keith> us, Windows2005 Keith Edition will be packed full of programs such as Stupid Question,
<keith> Easy-infection, and Holding Hands with keith. Again, congrats!
<&ace> You got an email from Bill Gates? Wow!
* &ace is jealous.
<&ace> You've been honoured!
<&ace> Wow! You're leet!
<keith> Thanck you!
<keith> Robby, why are you jelis?
<&ace> OMG
<keith> You shouldn't be, since you designed tIRC.
<&ace> Do you know who Bill Gates even is?
<keith> He's the one who started the Microsoft corperation
<&ace> He's like the richest guy in this country.
<&ace> Yeah
<&ace> He's like extremely leet and things.
<&ace> things.
<bill-gates> Keith's name was brought to our attention by the mental health association. So we thought, what the hell! Why not make a special version of windows for him.
<&ace> Wait
<&ace> That's not fair!
<&ace> Why do the stupid people get products named after them?
<keith> Would you also let robby go to your screen reader for retards development team mr. gates?
<bill-gates> Because they're stupid and need special attention.
<&ace> Oh
* &ace should become stupid.
<~snow_dog> lol
<&ace> keith
<&ace> You need to teach me how to be stupid.
<keith> It's easy
<keith> Ask something dumb ace.
<keith> very very dumb
<&ace> OK
<&ace> Do you have a dick?
<bill-gates> Anyway, I must go, need to go get started on the Keith edition. Again, Keith, congratulations! :) And Ace, you may post my email on your site, I do not mind at all.
<&ace> OK, bye, Mr. Gates; it was a pleasure meeting you.
<&ace> I feel honoured.
<keith> if you want to be stupid, You need to be a complete idiot when you appear on IRC. 
<bill-gates> The pleasure was mine.
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<keith> Mr gates, I'll email you with.... oh.
<keith> Mo, how much of a idot can you become? let's see, how about
<keith> idiot
<&ace> A full idiot. I'm quite sure of that.
<keith> Welcome to the idiotic version of tIRC 3.0 next gen final release. This version will not be a normal mIRC. To get it, please go to www.idiotictalkingirc.com! and call 1-800-666-1274-Ace! 
<~snow_dog> rofl
<~snow_dog> too many numbers
<keith> How was that
<keith> lol
<keith> I rote my first spell-error free accessibility documentation for aol instant messenger.
<keith> Check this out 
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<keith> Ace, you may not think I can type worth a damn, but... you're wrong.
<keith> Look at this
<keith> You will see not one error
<keith> Read that.